lesbianrey

list of heroes

the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house

the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car

rigglos

don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men

julietandherfairjuliet

The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them

thegreenwolf:
“ currentsinbiology:
“ Baby Tortoises Show Up In The Galapagos For The First Time In Over A Century  There hadn’t been one single baby tortoise sighting in more than a century on the Galapagos Island of Pinzon, until a small group of...

currentsinbiology

Baby Tortoises Show Up In The Galapagos For The First Time In Over A Century

 There hadn’t been one single baby tortoise sighting in more than a century on the Galapagos Island of Pinzon, until a small group of the tiny, shelled youngsters were spotted this year.

The recent births are helping to pull the critically endangered animals back from the brink of extinction after they were nearly laid to waste as a result of human activity.

This is huge news for a species that has been struggling to survive for a century, relying on humans raising young tortoises bred in captivity until they are large enough to not fall prey to rats and predators.

thegreenwolf

Have some good news!

cruvcio

A thousand live bats fluttered from the walls and ceiling while a thousand more swooped over the tables in low black clouds, making the candles in the pumpkins stutter.

lizabetseyschuyler

David: *plays a secret chord*
The Lord: nice!
You: meh

anonymous-plume

It: *goes like this*
4th & 5th: *exists consecutively*
Fall: minor
Lift: major
King: *baffled but composing* Hallelujah 

thesaucymerchant

Your faith: strong, but needing proof
Her: seen bathing on the roof
You: overthrown by beauty and moonlight
She tied you to: a kitchen chair
Your throne: broken
Your hair: cut
Drawn from your lips: The Hallelujah